Are you tired of those ordinary vibrators? You know the ones… rickety, loud, shoddy things that just might peter out right as you reach the brink of climatic bliss? Don’t you think that it’s time you and your clitoris start living life to the fullest with earth-shattering orgasms, time and time and time again? Of course you do! Stop wasting time and energy alone or with your partner and start using the new and improved Satisfyer sex toys.
Okay, all infomercial teasing aside, the fact of the matter is that not all sex toys are created equal. Occasionally an inexpensive vibe that goes bump in the night can be more than enough to send you into ecstasy, but if you’re hoping to find a toy that you can actually rely on for consistent orgasms, the Satisfyer 2 luxury sex toys are the place to start. And sex toys for women vary not only in quality and longevity but also in functionality. We all know that vibrators vibrate, but many people don’t know that there are now clitoral stimulators that also offer the sensation of suction. And no other clitoral suction products satisfy quite like the Satisfyer. For those who’ve had the opportunity to experience the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation, the vote to recommend this product to others is a resounding “Yes!” Well… it’s more like a resounding, “Yes, yes, yes, oh my GAWD, YESSSS!”
For many femmes with an anatomical clitoris, it's enough to hear from the mouths of fellow babes and baes that the Satisfyer suction sex toys typically instigate an orgasm in a matter of minutes, followed by more orgasms. These excited explorers feel confident they’re buying the best new sex toy after connecting to personal accounts and reviews. Like the one exclaiming, “This is the most intense toy I ve ever owned. It made me scream with multiple orgasims in mins. I actually had 5 in a row. It was an out of body experience and I would say try it, you won’t be sorry.”
However, there are many others who prefer to learn the tech specs and more about the toy’s functions before investing in their clitoris stimulator. Learning about the air pressure technology, the silicone clitoral encasement, and the 11 intense functions give them the straight facts to decide whether or not a suction vibrator is right for them.
We decided to look at both the personal advice and company user guides to help you discover what it is about Satisfyer’s designs that makes them so damn pleasurable. Whether you identify as more left or right brained, the Satisfyer will probably blow your mind.
The Satisfyer products utilize a unique, patented Air Pulse pressure technology to create the sensation of gentle suction. Because that stimulation directly surrounds the highly sensitive area of the clitoris that can be seen by the naked eye (the bulbous clitoral gland) the gentleness of the Satisfyer feels incredibly intense. Remember, the clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings making them highly sensitive to both pleasure and discomfort. Having a sex toy designed with that in mind makes a huge difference. The removable silicone tip that fits over the clitoris does not touch that sweet spot directly, but the air pressure does. You can easily move the Satisfyer for direct contact as you’d use a typical vibrator, too.
One woman describes her experience with the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation: “I admit I was skeptical even after reading all the amazing reviews but believe me, the Satisfyer did not disappoint. It's important to know that this toy is not a ‘sucker’. I actually have a toy that IS and it hurts me but the Satisfyer is completely different... It's difficult to describe the sensation,” she says. “But it's an amazing feeling that I can't get enough of. I'm not ashamed to admit I've used this toy daily since I received it. I don't think I could ever go back to my toys that provide direct vibration…”
As the unique facets of the product can be difficult to picture, check out this sassy explanatory video of the Satisfyer Pro 2 clit stimulator and see how the toy works. (Don’t worry the video is a classy, hands-on only demo of the product… nothing graphic at all for that matter.) You see the Satisfyer explained in theory, not shown in practice. It’s always a good idea to explore product videos to get a better idea of the size, shape, sound, and functionality of any product.
As the name implies, The Satisfyer Pro 2 is part of a second generation of products and while many features remained the same, the overall quality and consistency greatly improved upon an already fantastic sex toy. For a personal account, let’s look to the story told by one PinkCherry customer, who we will refer to as “Jane.”
After loosing her favourite sex toy when her dog mistook it for a chew toy, Jane embarked on the journey of discovering the Satisfyer products. Here’s how she described her experience after first being turned onto the 1st generation Satisfyer Pro:
“...I could not believe that one little thing could be as mind-blowing as people were saying. So I called bullshit, and ordered it. Well, let me tell you, every review is correct! I have a difficult time having orgasms, and this baby delivered in under 30 seconds...I’m not kidding!”
Jane loved her Satisfyer (obviously) but there was an issue with the product and it stopped working. And even though “Pink Cherry so wonderfully said they would send a new one,” Jane suffered “devastating news that it had been discontinued!”
PinkCherry refunded her for the original product when it seemed as though it could not be replaced, but Jane wasn’t ready to call it quits. As she said, “I was not ready to give up the back-arching, eyes rolling back into my head, squirting orgasms!” (PREACH GIRL!)
Though it took a little time, when Satisfyer released the 2nd generation, Jane ordered it immediately and is now sharing her story with the world. In true solidarity, Jane effuses the pleasures of this product to other women, “Ladies, trust me when I say this is a phenomenal toy. As soon as you find that sweet spot- you will experience an orgasm like no other.”
Jane is not alone in her love for the Satisfyer Pro 2… in fact she shares that excitement and the product itself with her boyfriend. What comes next in Jane’s story is a sexy, detailed account of why she recommends this product for couple’s play.
“My boyfriend was intrigued when I told him about it… then he asked to watch. He said he’d never seen anything like the orgasm I had, and was not at all disappointed that I had cum all over the sheets (even though I was laying on a towel). My orgasms with him afterward were even better, as my clit was still throbbing.” And to other couples out there, Jane exclaims, “You will wish you had found this toy sooner!”
Talk about a “Happily Ever After.” Read Jane’s full review of the Satisfyer Pro 2.
Last but not least, it’s important to know that the sleek ergonomic design of the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation makes it comfortable for a variety of beautiful bodies of different shapes, sizes and ages. In fact, many older women were the first to sing the praises of clitoral suction sex toys. Having never had the deeply satisfying orgasms their bodies craved (or worse, no orgasms at all) they were ready to try these new products guaranteeing orgasms in a matter of minutes. Sure enough, they did! A woman’s orgasmic potential is not defined by her age or even physical or mental state. Those factors have the potential to affect her ability to climax but they vary immensely, even day-to-day. One man witnessed this firsthand with his partner and described it this way, “My almost 50 yr old partner experienced smaller orgasms before but this one was her first massive orgasm WITH CONTRACTIONS. First time her eyes rolled to the back of her head, she has always had challenges with how she felt down there to get it just right, whether orally, fingers or a toy. Kudos to the maker 10x.”
Kudos to the maker indeed!
Perhaps you’ve never had the earth-shaking orgasms you desperately want and need? Maybe you’ve had hundreds of Big O’s and want hundreds more… either way, it’s always worth it to try something new! Whether your lead by your head or your heart, the choices you make about your body deserve careful consideration and hopefully the attainment of total bliss.
If you’re like Jane and ever need the assistance of PinkCherry’s expert staff or want to share your stories with us, please do. We’d love to hear from you!
If you need some stories to tell about mind-blowing orgasms, then go ahead and buy the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation. We can’t wait to hear how it worked for you and/or your partner!