So any package jokes, so little time! Needless to say, The Mailman Inflatable Love Doll from CalExotics has a delivery for you.
Complete with a full color, photo printed face, penetrable butt and firm 5.5"/14cm built in cock, your Mailman can be pumped up with a hand or foot pump (or a strong of lungs, maybe). When you've had enough for the time being, you can either deflate him, or stow him away under the bed or in the closet.
In super-soft, phthalate free PVC, the Mailman is body safe and easy to clean. After playtime, rinse out any openings you've used and wipe down the cock with some warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Pro tip: take him in the shower for easy clean-up! The Mailman is compatible with any favorite water or silicone based lube.