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Extreme F**k Me Silly Mega Masturbator

Extreme F**k Me Silly Mega Masturbator

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  • Extreme F**k Me Silly Mega Masturbator
  • Extreme F**k Me Silly Mega Masturbator
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Extreme F**k Me Silly Mega Masturbator

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wonderful! (hornyguy)

Turned out to be better than I thought! Nice and tight and lifelike LIKE REALLY LIFELIKE and full sized ass WOWOWOWOW. Only downside is that its a little tight for me and i release to quickly but I am well endowed apparently, or so the wifey says ;)


I love it (annoymous)

It feel like the real thing.


i am in love (prairieboy)

the toy has really helped me get over my last gf. this toy has spoiled me for regular jerking with my hand - i cant jerk with my hand anymore!!! once i wear this baby out, i am investing in a new one.... i hate to say , but another popular male handheld masterbator that i have pales in comparison, love grabbing that ass!!
the down side is the cleaning, however, for the other fellas, this is what i do, i have a shower massage with hose. i unscrew the head off and put the hose in the hole, that flushes out the jizz. I take my tea tree oil toy cleaning spray ( antibacterial) and give the hole a good spray and wipe, take a j-cloth and put it in, it soaks up the remaining moisture, pull it out. viola! ready for more action!!!


Product Description

Newly and fantastically redesigned with deeper, more lifelike orifices, along with an extra sturdy foam core that stands up to even the hardest pounding, the already mind-blowingly popular Extreme F**k Me Silly line from always-orgasmic Pipedream presents a beyond-realistic Fanta Flesh dream toy created specifically for over-the-top male pleasure. Thanks to a very recent showcase on WorldStarHipHop, Pipedream's F**k Me Silly instructional video has gone completely viral, crashing several sites and inciting a mad rush to snag one of these premium pieces- signs point to the hype only gaining momentum!

Miles above the average in form, function and design, the F**k Me Silly, as mentioned, has been re-imagined and recreated to feature more penetrable pussy and ass canals. Instead of a single, shared interior, like many similar pussy and ass toys, this Pipedream piece features two completely separate, amazingly textured channels of about nine inches each. They curve around a sturdy foam core like a horizontal 'U' shape connecting only at the very back, making clean-up quick and easy, while maintaining tons of incredible suction. The opening at the back of the masturbator acts as a pressure valve, releasing air strategically and helping to prevent distracting noises..

However you choose to take advantage of this always-ready babe, the look and feel, like all Extreme offerings from Pipedream, absolutely defies logic in its mind-blowing realism. Supple, ultra soft, and incredibly lifelike, though with a satisfying firmness underneath, the F**k Me Silly feels so much like the real thing, you'll be able to get completely lost in the experience. Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh material is completely revolutionary in both look and texture, the soft, supple skin is completely elastic, pliable and smack-able, retaining its shape while warming to the touch. The entire masturbator is made from this innovative material, aside from the foam core- another innovation that allows for a lighter, more mobile weight, though it means that the Big Black Ass needs to be kept out of the water. To clean, just run some warm water through either opening.

Always use a good water based lube with your F**k Me Silly, it will work well with the rubber based TPR material and keep things slick and slippery for maximum sensation. A sample is included, along with some toy cleaner. Total length is approximately 14 inches (35.56cm), width is 13 inches (33.02cm).



Specifications
  • Orifice: Ass, Vagina
  • Length: 14"
  • Special Features: Open Ended, Realistic

Product Code: RD 174
UPC Code: 603912275506
ITEM: PD-RD174

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Customer Reviews

Mega fun (annonymous)

A little pricey but I think every guy should give this thing a try - its definitely unique. Very pleased with the item.. Highly recommended.

Best of the best (annonymous)

I've been buying a bunch of sex toys over the past 2 years and needless to say that this is the best one. Nothing Ive gotten so far is even close to this masturbator; were talking about real life size and real life experience here; what I mean is that you're f*cking with a big ass that is bouncy, smooth, you can slap it, pound on it, whatever you want. On top of everything, this masturbator is heavy -we're talking of 20 pounds here and it really makes it feel like you're not just masturbating but really f*cking. I suggest this to any ass lover, they really made it perfect; you can even squeeze the ass cheeks together when you want to go wild into the forbidden entrance. The vaginal entrance is fantastic, I mean they did a fantastic job on the pussy lips; every position looks like how real vagina would look like in the position. Now here was my question before buying this toy, how are the tunnels? Compared to most masturbator, this toys tunnels really mimic the real thing; not only the texture but also the curves they gave to them just like in a real body. The masturbator is soft on the outside but its not a jelly thing falling apart; they built it with resistance in certain areas and also resistance around the canals just like muscles to get it closer to real life. I could keep going for a while but look, if you have the money available, go for it and you wont be disappointed. I suggest a fleshlight to all beginners to see what kind of feeling you get with this cyberskin; but if you want more than just the good warm feeling, don't fool around by wasting money on smaller or cheaper toys, get this big ass and let it swallow you.

aaa+ (rob)

This is a great joytoy! The best I have tried- the ass bounces perfectly- looks real nice- hours of pleasure.

As realistic as it gets (Anonymous)

The size and shape make it as realistic as you could possibly expect from a toy. If you like tight buttocks, it doesn't get any better!

Disappointment (Anonymous)

After spending such a large sum of money I would have expected something close to the real thing. I am of average endowment based on statistics. I have tried much less expensive toys that gave much better stimulation. Basically the openings are big enough to drive a train through. Unless you are much more endowed than average this very expensive toy will not provide much stimulation.

Wow (Anonymous)

Really debated this purchase and read lots of reviews on the Internet- and happy I took the plunge. The feel is so realistic so much so that it far exceeded my expectations. It feels tight, real and truly out of this world! Amazing product and worth the investment.

So so (Anonymous)

Ive tried other toys before and I realized i wanted something more realistic and then I came across this one and decided to buy it. I really like the size and the shape is really nice and very realistic as far as the feel of it just like a real woman, however on the negative side the vagina wasnt as tight as I wanted it to be and the toy started to peal and tear within a couple of months. Overall I say its worth, but try to find one where you can get a better deal and make sure to always look around to see what your options are

Awesome! (Anonymous)

this product is awesome! the only downside is cleaning but besides that it's great!

Awesome (Anonymous)

this product is awesome! the only downside is cleaning but besides that it's great!

Great! (JohnnyBravo)

When I read all of the other reviews I couldn't help but think it may just be hype. Well, I tried it and I must say it is as close as it gets to the real thing. Feels awesome. The weight really adds to the realism and if you are creative with it and look at it in certain positions it looks like the real thing! 5 stars! I finally got over my ex with this thing...

goofy (Anonymous)

I can finally say that I had sex, not masterbated last night with this toy. Feels like the real deal. Feels really good and have so many times to go with. I can't wait to get more action with this fuckn cool toy. Am very happy with it

A pleasure to f**k (Anonymous)

Great f**k toy, feels like a real woman . cant get enough of it. A little bit of a pain to clean, but overall its the best sex toy Ive bought so far.

Amazing! (Anonymous)

this toy is amazing! definitely recommend getting it.

Gooooooood (Anonymous)

Very happy with purchase. I also have a fuck me silly 2 with the double d's but this toy feels much more realistic.

wow! (Anonymous)

wow!! this toy is amazing! i recommend this to anyone who wants to have some fun without there bitchie girlfriend

Best Orgasm Ever (Trick)

Feels very realistic & holes are very tight. Highly recommended!

It's not bad (Anonymous)

So at first I was a little underwhelmed, The creators seemed to go for "looks" more then "feel".
It looks amazing, the outside feels amazing, the inside....meh.
The vagina tunnel has very minor ribs in it and like a previous reviewer said, you can drive a train through it.
It does the job if you get the right angle but this thing is HEAVY. Unless you are He-man you'll get tired real quick trying to hold this thing while you go to town.
Pros:
-Looks Realistic
-Very Spankable!
-At the right angle, it feels great!
Cons:
-Not alot in the direct stimulation department
-Pain to clean (The 2 tunnels didnt connect in mine like they where supposed to)
-Unless you bang on the floor, this thing is hard to position.
-Tunnels need to be tighter

i am in love (prairieboy)

the toy has really helped me get over my last gf. this toy has spoiled me for regular jerking with my hand - i cant jerk with my hand anymore!!! once i wear this baby out, i am investing in a new one.... i hate to say , but another popular male handheld masterbator that i have pales in comparison, love grabbing that ass!!
the down side is the cleaning, however, for the other fellas, this is what i do, i have a shower massage with hose. i unscrew the head off and put the hose in the hole, that flushes out the jizz. I take my tea tree oil toy cleaning spray ( antibacterial) and give the hole a good spray and wipe, take a j-cloth and put it in, it soaks up the remaining moisture, pull it out. viola! ready for more action!!!

wonderful! (hornyguy)

Turned out to be better than I thought! Nice and tight and lifelike LIKE REALLY LIFELIKE and full sized ass WOWOWOWOW. Only downside is that its a little tight for me and i release to quickly but I am well endowed apparently, or so the wifey says ;)

I love it (annoymous)

It feel like the real thing.

Buy it (Anonymous)

Was skeptical at first but after trying it I have to say this is as close to the real thing as it gets. Worth every penny.
The only downside is it is hard to clean.

good (Anonymous)

I found the opening a little on the large size but overall not bad. Good thing is that it's heavy - I put it on a waste high table and it stays put. I use a condom and water based lube so that I don't have to clean it each time, just use some cornstarch after. Best thing is that I can just walk up to it and f*ck it.

Amazing (Yuri Batres)

I give this product 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after the first use I have absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made. If you do the calculations and how much you spent on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses. As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I highly recommend it. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

Amazing (Yuri Batres)

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.
I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did.
After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.
As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for sexual release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism.
I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have sexual needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

Fucking Amazing (Yuri )

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.
I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did.
After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.
As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back.
A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional, realistic sexual pleasure of thrusting, penetration, and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.
I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

Fucking Amazing (Yuri )

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did. After the first use I have absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses. As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back. A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine. I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source fir sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory exoeriences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, or guilty for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. . Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

it could be magic (Moogle)

Really into VR porn right now and some gents in a forum were gabbing about the combination of VR and this "FMS" realistic pussy and ass being a whole other level. They were not kidding!
The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is INCREDIBLE. It's really heavy and cumbersome but if you're a wanker with enough privacy to pound a hunk of realistic rubber into oblivion you will not be disaapointed.
I highly recommend you try it for yourself if you're already reading this and just need a stranger's advice to confirm your suspicions.

Hot Damn (Anonymous)

This is the best toy I've owned to date. I've ordered other toys with accompanying 'furniture', to increase the pleasure factor but this toy just feels right, especially compared to the others. It feels good to smack the ass and you can do it 'missionary' as well. Right size and weight. I would highly recommend this toy!


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