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John Holmes Realistic Cock

John Holmes Realistic Cock

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  • John Holmes Realistic Cock
  • John Holmes Realistic Cock
  • John Holmes Realistic Cock
  • John Holmes Realistic Cock
  • John Holmes Realistic Cock
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John Holmes Realistic Cock

Sale $78.99 CDN

Discontinued


Really nice (Anonymous)

Good size, texture and coloring. Pleased.


Whoa (PuppyD0g)

Use LOTS of lube. This thing is a monstrous homewrecker, and INCREDIBLE in all the best ways for it. If you like a challenge and/or have a real appetite for taking it, this toy is the one for you!


amazzzzzzing (xtuber1967)

This dildo is amazing . I have the rambone dildo and can only take 2/3 of it because of its stiffness . But the softness on size of the is awesome I can take it balls deep on the first try . I am ordering another one while they are on sale so when I wear this one out I have another in reserve. I will be using this one a lot . It is a great filling and feeling dildo just a tad bit bigger around than the rambone but the softness makes up for it. I could go on all day with this . Just buy it and see for yourself.


Product Description

Modeled after legendary adult film star John Holmes, this Realistics masterpiece perfectly recreates the famous cock. The coloring and detailing is incredibly realistic, with veins and lifelike balls. The base features a strong suction cup that allows you to attach him almost anywhere and use hands free. To make your experience even more real, included with your John Holmes cock is an autographed poster of the man himself and a small biography to help with the fantasy. Make no mistake, this cock is very large, so if you're just starting out with dildos, you may want to have a look at our other Realistics toys for something similar in a smaller/thinner size, but novices, experts, and anyone who loves it huge will become instant fans of the John Holmes cock.



Specifications
  • Length: 12.5"
  • Insertable Length: 7.25"
  • Girth: 10" at largest point
  • Width: 2.5" at largest point
  • Materials: Jelly Rubber (TPR), Realistic
  • Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface

Product Code: 0275-00-BX
UPC Code: 782421364809
ITEM: DJ-0275-00-BX

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Customer Reviews

Big and Floppy (Wife Pleaser)

This toy is large. I bought it for my wife and after warming her up with smaller toys, she takes it well. The advertised size here is wrong. My measurements show the dildo to be 7 3/8 in circumference below head, and 7 5/8 mid-shaft. It could be more firm and rigid. Because of its size, it has a tendency to bend in the middle. It is not really possible for my wife to fuck herself using the suction cup and squatting over it, as it bends too much. When I use it on her, it is not as much of an issue, but I would still prefer it be more rigid.

size does matter (happy couple)

After several years of marriage I thought it would be fun and spice things up to use a dildo on the wife while I was preforming orally on her. She just loved it. Then I got her a bigger toy and she really loved it! I thought she would go nuts over the John Holmes dildo and bought it for her. She thought it would never fit and laughed at the thought of it, but agreed to give it a try. After she was really worked up I lubed both john and her up really good and it worked great!. Ive never seen her so worked up as when John was inside her, it was a real turn-on for me as well as her. after we finished she stated that I would be using John on her from now on. She has her best ever climaxes with that dildo and wants sex more often now. That makes me a happy camper.She recommends the John Holmes dildo to any woman that has ever wanted to try a bigger toy. Its some of the best money you'll ever spend.

Finally got it in (BiAlbertan)

This is not a cock for the faint of heart or tight of ass or pussy. I have been using an inflatable butt plug and a Jeff Stryker UR3 dildo to work up to this beast. I finally felt comfortable enough to try John, it still was some effort to get in, but once it was in it was amazing. If you are willing to put in the time this cock can be worth it.

Taking it to the the balls (to the balls)

This dildo is amazing, its feel almost lifelike, i don't believe that this is an EXACT replica of john holmes because this this is huge for it to be on a human. Needless to say getting it in was no problem and it felt amazing.

Pleasure (Darkside Mike)

Oh where do I begin? An anal pleasure! The suction cup on the bottom is a must cause it makes it hands free. This ass master is not for your average beginner. If your a size queen like myself, than this boy is for you. The massive shaft and head feels oh so good, esp with the realistic vains. I highly recomend for those who are curious about anal self fucking, but who are realistic with what gets you off and enjoy such things.

Oh wow. (Simple Simon )

This toy is really big. It feels so real. It's the size of my husband's fore arm. Use lots of lube with it. I'm really happy with it. Thanks!

makes wife wimper, and have best orgasms (wife pleaser)

Bought for wife, she said no way is it going to fit. So put away for awhile. Her favorite was the
Stryker dildo. One nite after getting her hot took this beast out and started stroking her with its mammoth head.Now it's the only toy she wants and craves. Only negative is that it is a little too flexible. But it is a great show watching her ride it's full length and quivering while doing so. She still wimpers.

Easier than it looks (InTheDark)

The wife takes the 7.25 diameter of the Jellies 12" Big Boy easily so we were looking for a half way point between it and Bam. John Holmes looked like a perfect fit but we found that the first 6 inches or so isn't any larger than the Jellies. By the time it starts to get a bit more girthy she has almost bottomed out. Although this was not quite what we were looking for, the slight taper makes it a comfortable and easy ride. Very impressed with the quality.
The Nasstoys Big Boy 9" is on its way. Looks to be 7 3/4 for the entire length which should be just about pefect.

The BEST (Anonymous)

I love large toys, and this dildo is on the top of my list. It is absolutely amazing! There is not a toy out there that feels more real to life. It really stretches my ass, but the material is soft enough to fill things up comfortably. After a few minutes, I can absolutely pound my ass and this dildo just slides in and out with ease. If you like big toys, you HAVE to add this one to your collection!

lifelike and wonderful (welovebigtoys)

I ordered it for my wife and I to use and was very excited when it came in the mail. We have been using numerous other DJ dildos and found the quality to be great but we needed something in between the kong and hung dildos. She was away for business when it came so I was the first to try it out and damn it is the most realistic looking and feeling dildo we have ever boughten. I lubed it up and he slid right in smooth as silk but stretching me out but in a good way (feels so silky smooth and soft/squishy) . I love this new toy and im sure my wife will enjoy it aswell as she is a bit of a size queen aswell but needs to be gradually stretched out and john with his beautifully tapered cock will do just that.

Awesome and lifelike (C&C)

My wife loves to take it all in. Nothing like making her wimper with a monster cock. We start with Mr. Marcus (still a favorite of hers) and then followup with Marco Blaze or John Holmes . Both are huge but soft and fill all the right places satisfying her needs. Gives me the chills hearing her scream out in pleasure!

amazzzzzzing (xtuber1967)

This dildo is amazing . I have the rambone dildo and can only take 2/3 of it because of its stiffness . But the softness on size of the is awesome I can take it balls deep on the first try . I am ordering another one while they are on sale so when I wear this one out I have another in reserve. I will be using this one a lot . It is a great filling and feeling dildo just a tad bit bigger around than the rambone but the softness makes up for it. I could go on all day with this . Just buy it and see for yourself.

Whoa (PuppyD0g)

Use LOTS of lube. This thing is a monstrous homewrecker, and INCREDIBLE in all the best ways for it. If you like a challenge and/or have a real appetite for taking it, this toy is the one for you!

Really nice (Anonymous)

Good size, texture and coloring. Pleased.

My Last Dildo-Maybe one more of these (Anonymous)

I purchased this 2 yrs before I ever put it in.Worked my way thru the realistics then the strykers,big heads,kong,rambone,manowar then it was JH's turn.Only took about 6 inches in the first time but rode it hard.I'm up to about 8 inches in now and I think once I can get it all in that will be the most i'll ever want inside me

Great Quality ! (Jason)

This is easily one of the top 5 huge dildos we have in our collection. She did like it as it is soft just right and still hard for the play. Has a slight smell but really nothing bad about it. This one and the BAM are about the best toys one can get !

Huge (Anonymous)

Huge and awesome!

great lay (Anonymous)

This is my absolute favorite dildo if you like big dick John Holmes will hit the spot

Pleased (Kathy)

I was told this was large. I was not disappointed. I do think it should be more firm.

Amazing!!! (Kathy)

This thing is huge!!!! Gave me my first vaginal orgasm. I just wish it was a little more firm.

Totally amazing!!!! (Kathy)

This would be better a little more firm but it did the job very well.


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