Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo

Based On 19 Reviews

Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo

4.79 Based On 19 Reviews

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Pretty awesome (Anonymous)

A lot bigger than I thought but it’s absolutely a good buy

Dildo (Anonymous)

My wife says it feels great!best surprise I've bought her

But this. (Anthony)

This was my first foray into a realistic dildo and it did not disappoint. The suction on it was great to use anywhere. My showers are a lot longer because of it. It's a great for anal play and after a couple good washes it was great to practice my oral skills. If you've been apprehensive on getting one, this is a great starter dildo. I started with this before the real thing. I took the advice of other reviews and warmed it up... And after experiencing the real thing, it's pretty bang on...pun intended.

Product description

I may be the guy tending the bar, but I'm really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I'd like to take you out for a ild night on the town...

Refreshingly manageable and incredibly lifelike in both skin-touch and appearance, the Average Joe collection's Miguel the Bartender dildo holds no lofty ambitions of eye-popping length or astounding girth, it's simply a fantastically detailed cock with a realistic size to match.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft, the Bartender is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration. Just underneath, the supple, squeezable shaft widens subtly, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulating intensely thanks to a dramatically veiny texture. Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired. The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Andy against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc). 

Made of a plush, supple thermoplastic rubber material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Bartender is virtually maintenance free, requiring simple soap and water or a good toy cleansing fluid before and after use. Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.



Specifications
  • Length: 7"
  • Insertable Length: 5.75"
  • Girth: 5" at largest point
  • Width: 1.5" at largest point
  • Materials: Jelly Rubber (TPR)
  • Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface


SKU: TS-1101300 | UPC: 788866013005 | MPN: 1101300 (88)

SKU: TS-1101300 | UPC: 788866013005 | MPN: 1101300 (88)

Ratings / Reviews

Awesome (Anonymous)

A must have

WOW! (K)

This toy is my new favourite - hands down...and my SO loves watching me use it! It's firm, with enough flex to hit all the right spots.

If you're into anal, the suction cup works well for solo anal play. Not a beginner's size though...so if you're new to anal, start with something a wee bit smaller.

We've used it for both (after a good wash with hot water & soap!) and it doesn't seem to be retaining any unpleasant smell or discolouration.

I'm pretty sure we're going to be purchasing a 2nd Joe Miguel very soon!

Awesome (Kara)

A nice dildo easily warms, once wet slides well too! Feels amazing, cum very time I use it

Its my go to dildo. (Doug)

I love this dildo. I have a couple smaller and a really big one for those times I just need to be filled, but this one is my go to. It feels amazing and is just the right size to satisfy.

Looks and feels so real. Another reviewer said he got hard just holding it. Yup, me too.

It could be a bit stiffer (Anonymous)

I enjoyed the toy but it could have been stiffer. It kept bending while using it. The suction could be a bit stronger as well. Other than that it was okay, I liked the feeling of the head and the life like vein.

Worth money (Anonymous)

Good replica and size.

Bartender Joe Pleased Us Both!! (Paolo E)

My wife has 5 or 6 dildos in our sex toy chest, ranging in size from about 4", up to around 10" (---that one has never been used, except for some photo ops!) Anyway, this Joe the Bartender is the ONLY dildo she's ever had that actually replicates the size and shape of my own penis. Looks and feels nice, no strong smell and not too hard. She had me mount it, so that I "learn first-hand" why it sometimes takes her a long time to take me into her rear. Sooo....the suction cup worked really well (on the bathtub edge), and soon had me rock hard and bouncing my way to an epic, hands-free ejaculation. Wife has ridden it as well (in her cunt, after a proper washing and re-washing....) She said, "Sweetie, it feels like the real thing." Fun owning a dildo that's like the real thing!

Great size and price! (Taylor)

I found this to be a great dildo, especially for the price! Smells a little when you first open the package but that quickly fades. The suction cup has good grip, and Miguel feels amazing and pretty close to a real cock!

Realistic and Comfy (A)

I'm a total fan Topco's "Average Joe" line. This bad boy is firm but forgiving, and just the on the upper-edge average size. There's the standard dildo smell, but it washes out fast, and isn't really that offensive to start with. The suction cup is ok, but could do with a redesign. I'm totally weak in the knees for the colour -- it's really pink, and looks just (and feels) engorged! Shaft is bendy enough to hit the P-spot with manipulation (though again, the suction cup might disappoint here). I also appreciate the reusable plastic clamshell packaging, as they're great for longtime storage. (Pink Cherry: can you send feedback to manufacturers that people really appreciate having durable plastic packaging? Thanks!)

Realistic and awesome (Will)

This is my first dildo and I'm so glad I chose this one because it's VERY realistic. Looks and feels like the type of nice big cock you'd wanna play with all day. I got a hard-on just from opening the package and holding it in my hands! I had a vibrator before which was NOT realistic compared to this (and you cant even feel vibrating once its in anyway). This thing is such a turn on because it feels REAL and doesn't have a weird texture or smell. You can give it a blowjob, use it to get fucked, and try all kinds of positions thanks to the suction cup. I'm not going to leave my bedroom this weekend!!!!!

SO real... (Jack)

I've never been big into toys, but tried finding a realistic dildo 4 or 5 times in the last decade. I was always disappointed because they were too hard, too plasticy and really smelled bad. NOT THE CASE with Average Joe. Omigosh this thing is lifelike! Feels amazing - nice size - same fleshy give as a real cock. It also doesn't smell like children's toys from 1985.
This is so realistic I tried going down on it like I was blowing it and even that felt authentic.
Just warm it up a bit in warm water and a little lube goes a long way.
A+++

Wife loves it (Anonymous)

I purchased this for my wife for when she's in the mood and I am unavailable due to my job. She quite enjoyed it said it felt quite close to the real thing. I highly recommend this product to anyone who looking at a simple dildo for themselves or their partner

A welcome surprise (Julius)

Warm it to the right temperature and it feels just like the real thing. I find the smell and taste not to be as bad as expected. The look is also more realistic than I had expected. All in all, a very nice surprise considering the price.

Good (Anonymous)

Size is great. This is the second "average joe" product I've bought and I love it.

Good (Anonymous)

Grosseure parfaite, bonne texture, mais la suction n'est pas tres bonne...et le gout n'est pas tres bon

Love this Dildo! (Brittany)

This dildo is so great! It's the perfect size for me and it feels very realistic. The only problem I can find is that the suction cup isn't very good, but its not something that bothers me. So happy with this!