Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo

Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo 4.79 19 4.79/5 Based On 19 Reviews

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Product Description

I may be the guy tending the bar, but I'm really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I'd like to take you out for a ild night on the town...

Refreshingly manageable and incredibly lifelike in both skin-touch and appearance, the Average Joe collection's Miguel the Bartender dildo holds no lofty ambitions of eye-popping length or astounding girth, it's simply a fantastically detailed cock with a realistic size to match.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft, the Bartender is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration. Just underneath, the supple, squeezable shaft widens subtly, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulating intensely thanks to a dramatically veiny texture. Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired. The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Andy against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc). 

Made of a plush, supple thermoplastic rubber material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Bartender is virtually maintenance free, requiring simple soap and water or a good toy cleansing fluid before and after use. Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.




SKU: TS-1101300 | UPC: 788866013005 | MPN: 1101300 (0)

Topco

SKU: TS-1101300 | UPC: 788866013005 | MPN: 1101300 (0)

Features
  • Length: 7"
  • Insertable Length: 5.75"
  • Girth: 5" at largest point
  • Width: 1.5" at largest point
  • Materials: Jelly Rubber (TPR)
  • Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface
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Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo
5

Realistic and Comfy

I'm a total fan Topco's "Average Joe" line. This bad boy is firm but forgiving, and just the on the upper-edge average size. There's the standard dildo smell, but it washes out fast, and isn't really that offensive to start with. The suction cup is ok, but could do with a redesign. I'm totally weak in the knees for the colour -- it's really pink, and looks just (and feels) engorged! Shaft is bendy enough to hit the P-spot with manipulation (though again, the suction cup might disappoint here). I also appreciate the reusable plastic clamshell packaging, as they're great for longtime storage. (Pink Cherry: can you send feedback to manufacturers that people really appreciate having durable plastic packaging? Thanks!)

Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo
5

Love this Dildo!

This dildo is so great! It's the perfect size for me and it feels very realistic. The only problem I can find is that the suction cup isn't very good, but its not something that bothers me. So happy with this!

Average Joe Miguel The Bartender Dildo
5

WOW!

This toy is my new favourite - hands down...and my SO loves watching me use it! It's firm, with enough flex to hit all the right spots.

If you're into anal, the suction cup works well for solo anal play. Not a beginner's size though...so if you're new to anal, start with something a wee bit smaller.

We've used it for both (after a good wash with hot water & soap!) and it doesn't seem to be retaining any unpleasant smell or discolouration.

I'm pretty sure we're going to be purchasing a 2nd Joe Miguel very soon!

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