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More On Non-Phallic Dildos
Somewhere along the line, some visionary sex-toy developer wondered what it would be like to make a dildo that didn’t look like a penis. And after a mighty Hosanna, there was much rejoicing. It turns out that lots of people — both penis fans and otherwise — appreciate a dildo less constrained by the imitation game. Because what is fantasy but the sexual imagination allowed to run wild. By that reasoning, dildos should be available in almost any configuration imaginable.
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