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Monster Romance Horny Halfling Dildo with Bullet Vibe

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Compare at $109.99 | You Save $49.72 (45% OFF) Jul 23, 2025

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Product Description

Not that human penises aren't great, but sometimes we need a (sexy) break from reality, yes? Venture into the wild world of Monster Romance with the Horny Halfling!

This shiny, definitely not human-inspired dildo is packed with pleasure features; the curvy shape is ultra-flexible, the tip is tapered for comfy insertion, and there's TONS of texture to explore. Pop in the included bullet for a hit or ten of buzzy stimulation.

Feel like going hands-free? Great! Just push the Hafling's big suction base against walls, windows, floors, etc. Bonus: soft little tails will bump and grind against your/their outer hot spots at max depth.

The TPE (elastomer) Horny Halfling and its ABS plastic vibe are phthalate-free, easy to clean with soapy water or toy care fluid/foam, and safe to use with any water-based lube you love. The 10-function bullet vibe is rechargeable (a cord is included) and waterproof.

Product Details

  • Materials: Thermoplastic
  • Special Features: Phthalate Free, Textured Surface

Product Size
  • Length: 8"
  • Insertable Length: 6.75"
  • Girth: 8.25" at largest point
  • Width: 2.6" at largest point

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SKU: HOTT-036042 | UPC: 818631036042 | MPN: 3604 (43)