Calling all sexy crafters, DIY aficionados and erotic activity seekers! Clone-A-Pussy, the ever-popular “make a mold of your vulva” kit is available on everyone’s favourite online sex toy store, PinkCherry. Now, if this is your first intro to Clone-A-Pussy, you might be thinking “hmmm...sounds interesting” or “that’s some cute packaging!” or “wait - is that one also a masturbator!?” All those thoughts are fine and dandy, but perhaps you have one lingering question - “but why would I clone my pussy?” Ahh, we thought you’d never ask!
Well, first off, your pussy is magical, to say the least. It features one of the only human body parts specifically meant for pleasure (we’re looking at you, clitoris!), it’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating AND it’s a portal to the word for new humans. Also, it’s totally unique! No two are exactly alike, but all are beautiful. So, the better question might be: why wouldn’t we want to clone our pussies?
If you’re still not convinced, here are our three favourite reasons why you should clone that pretty pussy of yours and encourage your vagina-owning buddies to clone theirs, too.
Reason #1: Nothing says 'I love you' like a clone of your pussy
Dating? Married? Got a partner? Got a few partners? Whatever your status is, know this: they love your pussy. So, why not gift them a copy of it?
With the Clone-A-Pussy kit you can wrap your lovely labia in a bow and present it to someone special. Does your partner miss your sweet puss while traveling for business? Slide your mold into their suitcase for a sexy surprise. This way they can enjoy you even while miles apart.
Is your partner nearby? Even better! Make it a couple’s thing. ‘Cause all couples love a good craft night, right? If you’re dating someone of the same sex, turn clone-a-pussy into clone two pussies. Grab two clone-a-pussy kits and swap pussies at the end of the night. It’s fun, it’s sexy! It’s also a bonding experience between two lovers. Plus, doesn’t love a spare?!
For something your partner can actually have sex with, try out the Clone-A-Pussy Plus Masturbator Sleeve Kit. This set includes a sturdy stroker case with a soft, clingy interior. Once you’ve made your mold, you’ll slip it over the entrance to the stroker. There’s nothing like the real thing, of course, but it’s a very, very good substitute!
Dating someone of the opposite sex? No worries, we’ve got a clone kit for you/them, too. Men, meet the Clone-A-Willy kit. Grab one of each for the best of both worlds: a pretty pussy clone and a hard penis clone. A gift for each of you! Facetime just got a little hotter and phone sex just got a little steamier (you’re welcome).
Reason #2: Some people don’t know what they’ve got ‘til it’s gone!
Here’s a reality: Breakups happen. Some are good, some are bad. But for those good ones, wouldn’t it be nice to present your once-then-lover with a parting gift? Something to commemorate all the good times you’ve spent together? A token of appreciation (in silicone form). A sex souvenir, so to speak? Yes, yes it would!
Reason #3: 'Cause It’s Ladies’ Night!
No partner? No recent ex? Nobody touching your pussy but you? No worries, the Clone-A-Pussy works for the single ladies too! Instead of wasting your money on watered-down drinks at the club, invite some friends over and host a Clone-A-Pussy party! Or throw a party just for you (and your vagina!).
Here are a few Clone-A-Pussy party essentials: Wine, lots of wine, your favourite PinkCherry sex toys, Apple Music, Spotify or Pandora playlists, maybe some lingerie, and, of course, the pussy or pussies to be cloned.
Now to perfectly clone all the pussies in the room, here’s what you have to do:
1. First, lay down some towels. And lots of them! Ladies night shouldn’t have to turn into “pissed at all your friends” night because they ruined your favorite rug. So be proactive.
2. Grab a measuring cup and pour 2⁄3 cup of warm water into a mixing bowl. It’s important that you pour the correct amount. Too much water can make the mixture too moist while too little water can make it dry. So try your best to get it just right!
3. Now cut open the bag of molding powder and empty it into the water. Mix well for about 45 seconds. Heads up, the mixture will remain slightly lumpy. If it’s looking really lumpy, try mixing faster. But be careful not to spill it!
5. Pour mixture into the molding scoop, filing it to the rim. This mixture will begin to solidify quickly! So hurry and get to step 5
6. Now comes the fun, bonding part... Everyone drop your panties and get ready to mold some pussies! In a comfortable position, press the scoop against your vulva and try to keep the scoop level with the ground. It’s okay if some of the molding gel spills out, you’re trying to form an indentation, so this is expected. Hold for about 2-4 minutes until the molding gel sets, then carefully (emphasis on carefully) pull away your mold.
7. Open the two jars of silicone and pour them into your disposable cup. Use the stir stick to scrape out the entire contents of each jar. We want to get every last drop!
8. Stir the silicone for 2 minutes until it’s well mixed! Now pour this mixture very slowly into your mold, filling it completely.
Then, we suggest a sleepover, because you’ll need to let the mold sit for at least full 24 hours so it can harden. This is important! Touching it too soon can mess up the mold, so be patient my friend. After it’s hardened remove your new replica from the mold and ta-da! You’ve got a personal copy of your perfect pussy.
Now because this is your pussy, do with it as you please! Send it to the guy from Tinder so he can see what you’re working with. Take a picture and make it the background on your phone (#NoFilter). Treat it as a paperweight and put it on your coffee table. Your pussy is art! It deserves to be replicated and celebrated! So purchase a clone-a-pussy and do just that. Remember, there’s no pussy like your pussy, so give it all the accolades it deserves.
In conclusion, the Clone-A-Pussy kit is perfect for the single, taken, or “it’s complicated” lady lover. Clone your pussy alone, with your partner, or with some friends! Throw a party and plan a clone-a-pussy craft activity. Gift a bride-to be with a kit or surprise a friend with it and share molding stories at the end of the night! Whether you want to give it as a gift or keep it for yourself, your mold is special because it comes from you. So grab your Clone-A-Pussy kit today and get to cloning! Also, be sure to tag #CloneAPussy in all your pussy party photos! Cheers to great pussies and double cheers to all those beautiful pussy clones!
