Collection: Non-Realistic Dildos

More On Non-Phallic Dildos

Somewhere along the line, some visionary sex-toy developer wondered what it would be like to make a dildo that didn’t look like a penis. And after a mighty Hosanna, there was much rejoicing. It turns out that lots of people — both penis fans and otherwise — appreciate a dildo less constrained by the imitation game. Because what is fantasy but the sexual imagination allowed to run wild. By that reasoning, dildos should be available in almost any configuration imaginable.

To that end, we’ve put together the ultimate fantasy collection of non-phallic dildos on the market today. Just imagine any Johnson imaginable. Serpentine, spiral ribbed, and unicorn horn. Beaded, bent, or shaped like a fist. If you’ve been looking to pleasure yourself or your partner with something a little off the beaten path, look no more. Beat a path instead to our (virtual) door.

Try the Mr. Swirly Glass Dildo or the gläs 7 Inch Purple Rose Nubby Glass Dildo. Admire the elegant lines, the dangerous curves, and the strategically placed pleasure beads, all naturally shaped to fit comfortably in your hand. No wonder they’re two of our best-selling models.

Or perhaps you’re looking for something a bit more textured? In that case, the Purple Rose Nubby Glass Dildo by Gläs could be your new best friend. Or at least your new favorite toy. Just look at those contours. All those lovely nubblies — tiny swells of pleasure and bliss abound, yours for the taking. For something a little less detailed, take a ride on the Dillio Platinum Slim Seven Silicone Dildo, a breathtakingly pleasurable penetration tool that presents a delicious list of must-have features. Tailored to fit the contours of the human body, the Slim Seven is ideal for locating G-spots or prostates in equal measure.

So, browse the ultimate fantasy collection of non-phallic dildos and find your new favourite sex toy today. If your order is $59+, you'll receive free discrete shipping anywhere in Canada.